I · OLYMPUS
Before golf, there were gods of it.
In the golden halls of Olympus, two gods kept their own company: one with folded arms and a long memory, one with a raised cup and a short one.
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The Legend of Divotus™ and Birdius
THE LEGEND
How two gods lost Olympus and found golf
II · TWO WAYS
One god of the bad break. One god of the good bounce.
Mortals felt it. Where one looked, carts tipped and jars shattered. Where the other looked, the nets came up full.
III · SUMMONED
The council took notice.
Their meddling had become the talk of the mountain. The throne called them forward, and every god in the hall turned to watch.
IV · JUDGMENT
The verdict was simple.
If you love meddling with mortals so much, go live closer to them.
V · CAST OUT
Shown the door.
The gates of Olympus swung open onto the stars, and the two were set down among the clouds — between heaven and Earth, for good.
VI · EXILE
Long days on cloud thrones.
Exile is boring. One pointed at things. The other drank.
VII · THE GAME
Then they found a game.
On a windswept cliff by the sea, shepherds were knocking stones toward a hole with a crook. The gods leaned in. They had found their purpose.
VIII · EVERY ROUND
Now they ride along on every round.
One curses the lie. One raises a pint. Which one shows up on your card is between you and the gods.
MEET THE GODS
Pick your patron
DIVOTUS™
GOD OF THE DIVOT
The god of golf misfortune. Lip-outs, fat shots and the bounce into the water are his work.
BIRDIUS
GOD OF THE BIRDIE
The god of golf fortune. The lucky kick off a tree and the putt that drops on its last turn are his.
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Wipe the club, curse the lie, carry on.
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